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Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
mugGet the Chocolate Cakemug.

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.
Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.
by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022
mugGet the Ass cakemug.

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
mugGet the cake bastardmug.

Caked up

The top definitions are wrong. Caked up either refers to:

1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.

Has nothing to do with ass.
1) Amber went a little overboard with the makeup and her face was all caked up.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.
mugGet the Caked upmug.

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
by 459395 February 17, 2022
mugGet the Cake leap surprisemug.

Cake

A juicy vagina and or butt
She had that cake
by Dadofyou March 3, 2021
mugGet the Cakemug.

cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .
Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man
by Sir yitz January 4, 2021
mugGet the cake manmug.

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