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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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hoe cake

a hoe cake is wen a man and a woman flip positions during sex, (like how panCAKES are flipped).
usually disguised as making a real type of cake.
“me and my girlfriend made hoe cakes last night.”
by MFBenzyDictionary March 9, 2023
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Cake

it’s not my birthday but thanks for the cake.
by wellthisiswhatitlookslike January 23, 2021
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The pound cake

When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
by MAX POWER187 February 24, 2020
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Cake hangover

When you eat too much cake at your birthday party and wake up feeling crappy
Guy 1: Girl 1's birthday party was bomb!
Guy 2: It was, but I heard she got a cake hangover.
Guy 2: That sucks.
by NotTuch October 23, 2022
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super cakes

A really large, well-shaped buttox on a girl
Her booty is so fine, she has super cakes!!!!
by Tash3456 April 22, 2011
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Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
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