Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection

Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

The bingeldy boinkerts

What you say when people ask what your favorite word is. It has no meaning.

“Hey, what’s your favorite word”
“The bingeldy boinkerts”
“That’s not a word”
“Suck my dick”

by anonymous July 30, 2021

Ephraim has a boner

When ephraim has a penis LUL

ephraim has a boner lul

by yaakovlikewamen September 25, 2021

nicholas campbell banker

shutup he's cooler than u, he used to b fatter than FRAGINNG GODZILLAZZZ
but now he is less , not leZ but leS

hey is that nicholas campbell banker?

by nicholas campbell banker November 28, 2021