parisian cat nap

to lounge about and sleep in a slinky, sensual, catlike manner, particularly after masturbation, and, favorably, followed by a cigarette.

"Yo, sorry I'm late, I was taking a Parisian cat nap

by poogesaurus June 27, 2018

Flying Fat Cat

A fat thing that soars through the air most likely to fall upon skinny people.

Did you see that flying fat cat?

Yeah! It fell on me you bastard.

by Soxthefatcat June 29, 2018

phil the asian cat

Phil is a cat which can be found in Kidsgrove but looks Asian.

Damn, that cat looks Asian! He must be Phil the Asian cat!

by Deltah June 22, 2016

taco cat obesity

obesity led by the consumption of a cat inside a taco

OH MY HE JUST GOT TACO CAT OBESITY SYNDROME!

by DUCK FEET LICKED BY HAIRY CAT February 7, 2018

Kitty Cat Shoogs

When the vibration feature of a Playstation 2 controller is used for untoward activity.

Elizabeth! Stop doing a Kitty cat Shoogs and take that PS2 controller out of your PUSSY!

by frackyclack April 25, 2020

Black Cat Chaser

A white man who has an attraction to black women,most likely in the brownskin and darkskin department.

Daniel:Aja Naomi King has to be my celebrity crush,I used to like Meagan Good but then she bleached her skin and she became less attractive.
Nicholas:Are you sure you’re not just a black cat chaser?

by blingshotz77 April 29, 2020

Big cats shat

A girl called bella who enjoys being with her friend Katelyn

The big cats shat is a stick substance that shoots out of a cat

by Posing poopsicles September 13, 2020