Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts November 30, 2024

String-tit

Beautiful perky breasts

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)

by Arielpanda June 28, 2018

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022

vacation tits

When a girl is on vacation and her tits are out to play - roaming free, feeling the breeze, that fresh vacation air. AKA no bra.

"Do you need to wear a bra with that?"
"No, my vacation tits are out!"

by Khaleesi_Law September 13, 2018

Tits

A bird.

Get out of here,pervert

Holy f#$@,I see tits

by Engliscrhteashaar December 1, 2019

tits

It's a symbol of God's best creation.

I love your huge fucking tittys.

-Tits

by BigFuckingTittysGirl March 19, 2017