When you want to make a cool joke for your friends but you don't know what to say, so you splash a 4 ounce pour of Booker into your own eyes while screaming as a funny prank.
internally man, this is going to be hilarious
*does the whiskey eyes thing*
externally *crying and screaming/wheezing*
*does the whiskey eyes thing*
externally *crying and screaming/wheezing*
by lambpasty September 04, 2015
A condition where someone always thinks that what they don't have is better than what they have, i.e. that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
by white bread witout da bed spread November 25, 2004
by Ryan Foley, Noah Ramos June 23, 2007
Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.
It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
by Big Dong Hong Kong April 15, 2010
Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.
by StevenX May 09, 2006