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cos she kisses him

a simple phrase often used to fix up a bad call
(insert bad call)........ cos she kisses him.
by frank May 6, 2004
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Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .
I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .
by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020
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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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Kissing Day

You have to Kiss someone (anyone) on Jan 4
Girl:Hey today is kissing day..
Boy: oh so you wanna kiss..?
Girl:yeah sure..!
by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021
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Kissing day

Kissing on jan4
Random girl: wanna kiss since it’s kissing day?
Random boy: yeah sure I guess..?
by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021
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Scissor-kiss

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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kiss ass

sohail kissing alis ass like a piece of gum stuck to hair.
sohail is a kiss ass to ali.
by Kihihi January 16, 2021
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