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The Phantom effect

A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.
"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"
by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018
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Delahoya Effect

The phenomena when a really nice individual inspires undeserved hatred in some one. The hater typically can't pinpoint a reason for the hatred, but it resides nonetheless.
Jack is a really good dude, but he has the Delahoya effect on me. I hate him.
by truaninja March 21, 2017
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the cobalt effect

When things progressively get better
Damn i've gotten so lucky today, i guess the cobalt effect is working for me today.
by C0BALT YT March 25, 2017
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the flashbang effect

When you get blinded by lies but after you can see the truth once it has warn off
Yo Joe, did you get the flashbang effect put on you?
by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017
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The Shany Effect

When one loud, annoying individual brings out the extra out of another. Each is manageable in extraness alone. However, when combined and amplifying each other, they will cause blaring migraines to all within a 3 mile radius.
I: "OMG AHAHAHAH"

A: "NAHHHHHAHAHAOMGGURLLLL"

^The Shany Effect

x50 at 110 - 145dB(decibels)
by Doshus April 28, 2017
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Pedro-Effect

When your name is Pedro and inexplicable shit happens to you and only you for no reason.
-Every tab I open or click starts 'Not responding'.. Fucking Pedro-Effect

-(In the context of Minecraft) I can see 9 creepers in front of me.. That's Pedro-Effect
by Dr.Void May 14, 2017
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captain effect

Similar to the cheerleader effect, the captain effect occurs when everyone in the group, male or female, is agreeably unattractive, EXCEPT for one individual. That individual is deemed the captain because he or she commands the outer attention of the group, AND is undoubtedly the best looking of the bunch. However, without his or her crew the captain is nothing.

Ex. If you have 4 girls in a group and all of them are the same, except 1 girl is noticeably taller and slimmer, who do you sleep with?

a. 1 of the 3. You have better chances.
b. The 1 exception. She's the captain.
c. All of the above. "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." –Aristotle
d. None of the above. You've got a computer at home.

"A captain without his crew plays with his ship, alone, by himself, in the middle of the sea, where plenty of fish do NOT exist."
–Creeper at the bar
Bro 1: You see that girl?
Bro 2: Which one? They're all ugly.
Bro 1: The good-looking one.
Bro 2: She only looks good because everyone else is way uglier than her. It's the captain effect.
Bro 1: Well, I'd still do her.
Bro 2: Well, that's because you have beer goggles.
by Burt M. September 6, 2017
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