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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma January 24, 2013
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christopher daniel wiseman

Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock
Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him
by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013
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Dapper Daniel

He is a YouNower whos name is Daniel Jolliff.
He is very kind, sweet, and is hallarious.
Everyone has to at least meet him once.
He is a movie actor who puts all of his passion into acting.
You can't get enough of him.
Dapper Daniel is the nicest person I've ever met.
by Pink_Dapper_Zebras April 14, 2016
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Chip Daniels

Greasy homeless Italian that ravages through trash and baths in his own grease. On most occasions he is found talking to fire hydrants about the mafia. His great grandpa was Al Ca fucking pone who deeply hated his side of the family.
"Seriously Todd you're acting just like Chip Daniels."
by Whateverclever September 24, 2016
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Damn Daniel

An expression used when someone (usually Daniel) is looking good or his outfit is on fleek .
Me: "Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the all white vans!"
by gabbi_simone September 8, 2016
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Damn Daniel

An expression used when someone (usually Daniel) is looking good or his outfit is on fleek .
Me: "Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the all white vans!"
by gabbi_simone September 8, 2016
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