dick-mouth

what ur girl gets after she just got through giving u a blow-jay.

Man 1: Yeah sometimes i can't even kiss my gf.

Man 2: Why is that?

Man 1: Because she usually has a case of dick-mouth.

by sylarfan187 April 1, 2010

Zip Dick

When a zip fly bulges in such a way as to look like a huge erection.

Mr. Abc: Aw dude control yourself!

Mr. Xyz: Relax, it's just a zip dick.

by CassAndTom April 3, 2010

Dick Nest

The pubic hair surrounding a man's penis

Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."

Ben: "Your what?"

Brian: "The bush around my dick."

by Danigans86 January 6, 2010

Dick tester

Some one of either sex who tests out the dicks of others

Man, she is such a dick tester.

by n3cr0 January 15, 2010

Astro Dick

A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.

That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.

by Legolina January 18, 2011

pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

dick click

Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.

When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.

by Bructus September 30, 2010