melted cheese on my taco 

When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon

Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco

melted cheese on my taco by K-Rich January 6, 2006

Cheese wiz 

A thick cheese sauce that probably got shoved up Ryan Ross's ass instead of milk

" Brendon, no more cheese wiz please"

Cheese wiz by Gayassurie May 31, 2017

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys 

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.

Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys by Sadiesez June 2, 2010

cheese wagon

when your balls hang lower than your dick when lying verticlly letting your three little friends hang towards the ground.

hegie: shit man look at the size of gary's cheese wagon!
merrick: oh my god, that has to be some kind of world record, looks like 3 inches at least...... sexy
jack: wait guys let e get my camera phone out to tak a photo, shit man

cheese wagon by sexy little pig farmer July 5, 2007

mac and cheese

To literally put mac and cheese on a girl's bare ass and eat it off.

"Damn that girl has a fat ass! I would love to mac and cheese that ho."

mac and cheese by JS via CP September 10, 2006

cheeseburger 

What men don't have, but want, so they can put wordspecial sauce/word in it. Note: wordFaggots/word prefer wordhotdogs/word.

John put special sauce on his wife's cheeseburger.

cheeseburger by Master Jizz April 8, 2003

Cheese ass 

(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.

1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"

Cheese ass by Hung10Gemini August 19, 2008