Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties

Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

hop on call of duty

Slang for rough, gay BDSM mostly with furries

Guy 1: Anyone wanna hop on call of duty?
Guy 2: Yea I am getting hard already.

by FishDied March 16, 2024

Tit's Call

Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.

Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.

by OverUpProveMeUnder March 29, 2024

Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

by Cwermsigh May 8, 2024

Fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl

Taken back by extreme shock or disbelief; or if you are in the same room as a baddie and both have no clothes on

*loses 1000 dollars on roulette*
You “fuck me sideways and call me a cowgirl that sucks”

by Jaysteve12 January 23, 2026

Reverse Booty Call Extraction Request

A social maneuver in which some asks a non-participant, often an ex, roommate, or emotionally responsible adult, to pay for or arrange transportation so their date can leave. Distinguished from a standard booty call by:

A. Zero personal benefit to the payer.
B. A strong assumption that someone else should absorb the cost of poor romantic logistics.

Often denied on principle.

Reverse Booty Call Extraction Request (RBCER - pronounced 'Rebecker')

"She texted me at 10:00 am like 'Hey can you Uber my date home?' Bro, that's a classic Reverse Booty Call Extraction Request. I'm not funding your exit strategy.

by Jax Meridian February 10, 2026

People Who Call Fictional Characters Their Wife or Husband

Now these are the kinds of people you see all the time on the interweb! Commonly, when someone reaches a certain level of obsession for said character, they might start referring to them as their "wife" or "husband". Or, well, "malewife". Or.. god forbid... "waifu"...

This is pretty common in the yumeship (another word for people who ship themselves with a character) community, but sometimes these people can be a bit.. strange.

Now no hate to them of course, but they will probably find your IP address if you talk shit about their "wife". They also likely have some sort of shrine or obsessive merch collection of said character, which is totally not creepy or weird in any way. If you see a figure in a jar, don't walk, run.

P1: You're not one of those.. you know, People who call fictional characters their wife or husband, are you?
(Their entire room is covered in merch of said character) P2: What makes you think that?

by starry_horned_freak February 15, 2026