turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Cake

A delicious dessert made by flour, egg, and milk.

My cake was tasty.

by Bonniefan3000 September 8, 2019

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Cake hangover

When you eat too much cake at your birthday party and wake up feeling crappy

Guy 1: Girl 1's birthday party was bomb!
Guy 2: It was, but I heard she got a cake hangover.
Guy 2: That sucks.

by NotTuch October 23, 2022

Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022

Cake

Cake: going to sleep

Man I’ve been up for over 2 days I’m about to cake. I’ll talk to you in the am!

by FunCookie June 30, 2023

Cakes

Cakes

Come get these cakes

by Poloman14 September 7, 2022