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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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Busting Cakes

On-going release of large amounts of nasty gas while engaged in physical activity.
In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Busting Cakes.
by Max Coleman July 18, 2008
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Trumpet Cake

That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt
Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.
by Whoden November 23, 2022
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Sus Cake

Something you call your siblings to make them upset of feel uncomfortable.
Brianna and Carmen are my little Sus Cakes
by StCumbucket August 10, 2021
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Hot Cakes

Fresh poo straight from the person laying it.

Another is when someone farts and it smells like fresh dookie.
1.noun/ That man laid a fat Hot Cake and didn’t even flush!
2.adjective/ Bruh whoever farted, it smells like some hot cakes up in here!
by HipSayings June 27, 2019
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Rum Cake

Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.
I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?
by Burtchiggins November 25, 2020
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Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.
Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.
by Aero L December 8, 2022
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