brown duck 

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

brown duck by laonikoss May 11, 2014

Brown Panic 

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

Brown Panic by YouLooked December 2, 2014

Brown solution 

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

Brown solution by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

Brown Mission by strangevoices January 19, 2015

brown bowser 

Setting fire to your lover's bumhole. Via roman candle or otherwise.

Stacy is pretty cool. She not only tosses salads, but she also gives Brown Bowsers

brown bowser by Shitstain McFartsalot January 23, 2015

brown canal sandwich 

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.

i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.

brown canal sandwich by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Brown Starburst

anal fisting

"We were so in love, the next logical step in our love making was a brown starburst"

Brown Starburst by Dmd March 30, 2015