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Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong
by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016
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Dick slap

The act of someone pulling their penis and letting it slap against someone’s face.
Keep trying me, when I dick slap you don’t be surprised
by Bdt December 11, 2018
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Slapped

Irish slang for falling
Us Irish are very sarcastic so when we say we slapped off the ground it was probably only a tumble
“I slapped last night
Hahaha
by Not Bobbi Cahill April 14, 2021
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Slap happy

Slapping the hands together as though you are happy and high on life for what you are doing at the moment, or what you are planing to do in the near future.
I'm slap happy because we are going to Mc.Donalds. Mc.Donalds is a "Slap Happy " place.
by Look0ut July 3, 2018
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Slap your cousin day

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day
by Your_weird September 7, 2021
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Slap A Bitch An' Fuck A Hoe

The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.
Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.
by TitoTheBandito December 19, 2019
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Slap your jawn

The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.

Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.
Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"

David obliged.
by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018
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