bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)

Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now

by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019

bad bean

A dude who’s very sexual and open with it

This dude is such a bad bean, Mia Khalifa is a angel compared to him

by Bad Bean July 26, 2020

green bean

a person who is for the streets
a person that is wayy too friendly

Person 1: “Did you hear how he flirting with another girl while she wasn’t around bro?”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”

by anonymous October 17, 2023

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Pepper-Bean

A betrayal of someone to save yourself, done without remorse.

Originated from Lindy Pepper-Bean, who betrayed Ricky September to save herself in the Doctor Who episode Dot and Bubble.

"I'll help myself too, but don't worry, I won't pull a Pepper-Bean on you!"

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024

afro bean

An afro bean is a black hispanic

“stfu that’s why ur an afro bean”

by enna😦 March 16, 2023

Bump'in bean

Long known to the LGBTQA+ community as 'scissoring', the term refers to the act of two women gyrating their clitorises on each other's pelvises.

Damn, dawg. I'd watch those two mamasitas bump'in bean.

by Girth McHurt May 26, 2022