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Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS)

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.
Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).
by gyatso January 23, 2009
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Straight girl syndrome

Straight Girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. They think that this time it will be different.

It is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.
"omg I really like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone..he's different"- straight friend

three weeks later

"he is such an asshole, I can't believe this happened again"

"girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome" -gay friend
by Marie Nicole November 14, 2011
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skibidi toilet syndrome

a bullshit illness made by people who reside in their moms basement. (AKA skibidi toilet haters)
it refers to imaginative play which almost every kid has done before even the people who made this shit up.
skibidi toilet syndrome? what about spongebob syndrome? or insert popular kids content syndrome? shut the fuck up.
by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023
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superman syndrome

When someone is so good at leaving with no one noticing, you start to think they are actually superman.
What happened to Jason? He always does this, there must be an earthquake in China or something. That kid's got superman syndrome.
by rupe February 22, 2008
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Tourette's syndrome

A severe neurological disorder characterized by multiple facial and other body tics, usually beginning in childhood or adolescence and often accompanied by grunts and compulsive utterances, as of interjections and obscenities.
"So Gary, I was thinking later we could go out for- FUCK, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKER! ...We could go out for some burgers."

"He is finally at rest, and we know without a doubt that he is in a better place and that he will soon- FUCK YOUR MOTHER, WHORE, SHIT! ...Rest in peace."
by Ryusake July 3, 2005
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Asperger's Syndrome

A neurological disorder that makes social interaction extremely difficult, like something as simple as starting a conversation with someone you barely know. The cause for it is still unknown, but researchers are still trying to figure out the cause for this form of autism. Those who have Aspergers Syndrome are often labeled as odd or eccentric, because we are used to being in our own world. Since we're usually outcasts in large groups of people, we go towards our interests, in which we are very brilliant at.

Symptoms vary depending on how mild or severe one's case is. People with this condition usually have trouble fitting in, are often the victims of bullying (throughout high school), and happen to have narrow interests on things in which they are very passionate about. For example, they will have a fairly good amount of information concerning movies, trains, geography, puzzles, etc. It'll almost be like they know every single detail about their interest to the point where they have almost a professor or encyclopedia equivalent knowledge about that subject that they know so much about.

If you have it (which I do), have no fear. Although we may be bad at keeping friends and maintaining a conversation, we're gifted in many things that we enjoy the most. Never let this condition get you down, because you are special and have a very bright future to live for.
Idiotic Guy: You're weird and geeky.
Smart Guy: I have Asperger's Syndrome, get used to it.
Idiotic Guy: (trying to think of a comeback) Well....you're still friggin' weird.
Smart Guy: When was the last time you memorized every quote from "American Pie" and were not afraid to perform in front of people? That's right, you don't have my traits, which I'm talented in.
Idiotic Guy: (speechless)
by Simplistic Seth July 19, 2012
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Tranny Derangement Syndrome

To be so obsessed with trannies that you are incapable of shutting up about them, and blame them for all of modern society's problems. Victims of Tranny Derangement Syndrome will bring up their hatred of trannies in literally any online discussion, no matter what is being discussed, and stir up pointless drama among people that don't give a shit.

The conservative analogue of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
"What does sex change surgery have to do with a thread about computers? No one wants to hear about this gross shit. Fuck off with the Tranny Derangement Syndrome, no one cares."

"STFU DILATE AND KYS TRANNY"
by dontkillalljewspls March 31, 2020
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