big red truck

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.

This phrase was started with the blonde joke where a blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire. When the person asked how to find her house she replied "Duh, the big red truck outside."

A woman walks out of her house to her car with her keys in her hand. A man calls out to her, "Going on a drive?"
To which she replies, "Duh, big red truck."

by Noodles84 September 22, 2006

red wings award

when a guy eats a girl out on her period

did you get your red wings award tonight steven?

by Jasmin Pain April 25, 2010

Red ring of death

its when your 360 plays with your emotions!!! when you turn it on expecting to kill some noobs in modern warfare 2 just to look up and see the red ring of death which indicates microsoft has just fucked u for 200 bucks cause now it is nothing more then a paperweight it's done its dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hateroner on phone:what up my nigga

friend:chillin bout to roll up some haze playing mw2 u??
hateroner: word!!! imma hop on now!!!!

(3 seconds later)
Hateroner: Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!! u 360!!!!!!!!
friend: dawg whats up????
Hateroner: nigga i just got the red ring of death
friend:lol

Hateroner:not fucking funny i knew i should have bought a ps3

by Hateroner July 24, 2010

red sox fan

The most annoying and bitchiest fans on da face of da earth, also very few cool ones but most are just plain bitchy as hell. Need to get laid.

Red Sox fans need to get laid.

by idk who August 13, 2006

Boston Red-Sox

A baseball team that kicks asss

"the red sox kick ass"

by Chris May 7, 2005

Red Lipped Ninja

When going down on a girl and in the process she starts her period, unknown to you.

"Jane forced him to munch the rug last night and he ended up looking like a red lipped ninja."

"Bobby was going down on Sarah when she totally red lip ninja'd him. What a bitch."

by thatoneguyuno May 11, 2010

The Big Red Dog

When you want to dump a girlfriend you have someone punch you in your kidneys, then instead of cumming over your girlfriends face, you piss blood all over it instead.

"So, are you gonna get her with The Big Red Dog tonight?"
"You know it."

by Tim Beezy January 16, 2005