Damon moment

When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.

Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.

Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.

Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.

by Damonmoment October 26, 2025

Dewey Moment

When a person suggests a hang out without any details, makes his friends plan the whole thing out, and then go on a side quest when everyone is ready

Dino: Kevin suggested we should hang out but after we planned the whole thing out for him, he said he was too busy and went on a side quest.

Samy: That's a Dewey Moment

by Shekelbergstein December 13, 2025

glue moment

when there’s a tight bond; when it’s sticking; when you gluing that shit

oh my god, this is truly a glue moment!

by acidic snatch January 1, 2026

Ethan Moment

An Ethan Moment is when someone asks the teacher for help but takes an huor just to skim over and says its all wrong an takes another hour to come back to you.

Ethan had a Ethan Moment

by Kirbo The Yosh January 7, 2026

Declan moment

When someone tells you a story and then you believe yourself that you were there and then when its mentioned again and they tell you that you werent.

*listens to friends story*

You - “oh yeah we had a great time”

Friend - “who is we? You werent there. Holy declan moment”

You - “I just had a declan moment”

by Sixsevensixsevensixseven January 17, 2026

A Higz moment

A Higz moment is where you do something so retarded that it shocks you.

Ivan:

FFS, I had a Higz moment and it wouldn't come to me.

by Jx. May 10, 2009

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009