Woooooord disassociation
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Get the Elusive Last mug.Boerie lashing is when you punish your wife or girlfriend by lashing her on the buttocks with your erect penis.
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Lisa was being belligerent in the bathroom, so Michael whipped out his boerie and proceeded to lash her naked bottom.
Lisa was being belligerent in the bathroom, so Michael whipped out his boerie and proceeded to lash her naked bottom.
by Doubles001 July 29, 2024
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Lisa was being belligerent in the bathroom so Michael whipped out his penis and began to lash her naked bottom with it.
Lisa was being belligerent in the bathroom so Michael whipped out his penis and began to lash her naked bottom with it.
by Doubles001 July 29, 2024
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Lisa was being belligerent in the the bathroom so Michael pulled out his penis and lashed her.
Lisa was being belligerent in the the bathroom so Michael pulled out his penis and lashed her.
by Doubles001 July 29, 2024
Get the Boerie lash mug.Hym "No that first photo WAS the last supper and whoever did it for that reason. You're like the motherfucker that stole my laundry basket. I had 2 soft plastic laundry baskets and 1 hard plastic laundry, right? I left one in the basement overnight and it disappeared so I assume it was the landlord getting rid of it (as per the policy) but NO! My neighbor stole it. I see it down there sometimes with laundry in it. Now, if I confronted her about it, what do you think they would say? Do you think they would say 'Yeah, sorry, you can have it back?' NO! They would lie and say they bought it but it is THE SAME EXACT LAUNDRY BASKET and no one in this complex had one but me UNTIL I LOST MINE. It's mine. They stole it."
A retard "Maybe they just-"
Hym "Nope."
A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"
Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."
A retard "Maybe they just-"
Hym "Nope."
A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"
Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
Get the The Last Supper mug.Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023
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