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Blue Collar Comedy

Consisting of the Blue Collar Tour and Blue Collar TV, the Blue Collar Comedy is highly entertaining comedy created by a group of brilliant comedians.

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour 1, 2 and 3 are the most precious, with comedians Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White.

Blue Collar 4: The Next Generation is hosted by Bill Engvall, but the 4 younger comedians hardly got the crowd going.

Blue Collar TV was filmed after the Comedy Tour and has only 3 of the top comedians, though Ron White does appear in 2 or 3 episodes. Ron decided not to participate because, and I quote, "he had a lot of quit in him".
Featured Comedians in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Jeff Foxworhy: "If you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck."

Bill Engvall: "A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along. 'You get your rig stuck?' 'Nope,' says the trucker. 'I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas. Here's your sign."

Larry the Cable Guy: "Git-R-Done!"

Ron White: "They call me Tatersalad."
by BlueCollarFan23 May 26, 2009
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blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows
Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.
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blue eyed daddy

A term used to describe a daddy that has blue eyes and knows exactly what he's doing. A blue eyed daddy usually rules the kingdom but keeps his boy happy in every way possible. Blue eyed daddy's are difficult to find, and there are many fakes out there, but once you find a real one there is no turning back.
I found a blue eyed daddy and have become the envy of everyone in town.
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blue screen of death

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.
last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.
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smoking the blue crack

Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"

Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.
"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."
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The Blue Light Special

A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
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Homo-Blue Eyes

The brightest of Blue Eyes.
"Zack's eyes are so blue they look like Homo-Blue Eyes."
by Jimbo September 2, 2003
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