I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013

I Carrot You

Between I hate you and I loathe you

I Carrot You Raul

by quierotuspapas August 6, 2019

i crave a boon

to ask for a favor. it was used in the late 80's and was made popular by Heathers

veronica: i crave a boon.
heather: what boon?

by sockzz_._ September 3, 2023

I like cheese

A word used to change the subject in some way.

"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.

by cheezy_ May 28, 2018

i need a life

something that you don't have right now because you typed this.
duh

1. i need a life.
2. then get one.
3. k, *jumps into a ? block and gets a life*

by GAS BOIA! December 25, 2017

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

Am I dumb

Yes yes you are but so am I.

You: am I dumb

Me: yes but so am I

by Traceback June 15, 2022