Cock Rubber

a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex

guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber

by the origional harrison October 17, 2008

cock o'clock

The time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there's barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it's not a total sausagefest.

"Bad news boys, it's cock o'clock in here. We're gonna have to split and change locales if we want to sink the pink tonight."

by The Virgin Liberator December 15, 2009

Cock Hammered

Waking up in a state of looking or feeling rough. Used similarly to "hit by a bus" except the unpleasant state is compared to your face being used as an anvil while John Henry forges steel on it with his mammoth cock. Can also be used to describe a blow to the face of extreme force.

1) "Shit man, I don't remember anything from last night. I feel like I got COCK HAMMERED!"

2) "Whoa, Lawrence you look like you got COCK HAMMERED!"

3) "I just COCK HAMMERED Adam with a brick!"

by B Sparkle October 23, 2011

cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.

Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

cock rock

Kidney stone/s.

Aw man, last night I passed a wicked cock rock.

by Krayven June 26, 2009

cock zombie

a girl who you've had sex with who follows you around slowly, sometimes with her arms outstretched towards you, because she is addicted to your dazzling urbanite mannerisms.

Libby is my personal cock zombie straight outta night of the living head, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by anonymous March 4, 2005

cock snorter

a bitch so fucking dumb, so fucking slutty and grimey that she doesnt even know what hole to put the dick in, so instead of cock sucker, shes a goddamn cock snorter.

"dont even try to get with that cock snorter shes so loose it would be like fucking a bowl of jello"

"I slapped Tamisha right across her cock snorting face!"

by marisssaaaaa July 6, 2006