Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
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Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up
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Dont be such a Soy Bean, its just a joke
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quarter bean

When your dad is 1/2 a bean and your mom is white.
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Bean Teen

A teenage boy who eats soybeans. Soybeans contain Estrogen. A femboy. Bean Teen
Shut the fuck up, Bean Teen.
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go face down on a bean bag

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone
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