A poor over rated indie band increasing the rapid pace of the decline of Indie music in Britain along with other bands such as 'The Kaiser Chiefs', 'Razorshite' and 'Babyshambles'.
They have a great following of people who are completely stupid and have no musical knowledge at all who often claim that they are the next Beatles. How dare they blaspheme in this way. Their lyrics consist of working class sheffield slang and go something along these lines: 'I bet you dont yu know mardy bum on the dance floor of san fransisco, scummy man!' yes all their songs sound completely the same and they're all rubbish!
They have a great following of people who are completely stupid and have no musical knowledge at all who often claim that they are the next Beatles. How dare they blaspheme in this way. Their lyrics consist of working class sheffield slang and go something along these lines: 'I bet you dont yu know mardy bum on the dance floor of san fransisco, scummy man!' yes all their songs sound completely the same and they're all rubbish!
Stupid fuck: LIKE OMG OMG WTF LOL! THE ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE LIKE SOO KOOL!!!!!!1111one THER LYRICS LIKE MEAN SO MUCH TO ME! THEY ARE LIKE SO THE NEXT BEATLES!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Do you know who the Beatles are?
Stupid fuck: YEH THEY WROTE THAT NURSERY RHYME DIDNT THEY, YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Pass me my gun.
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Do you know who the Beatles are?
Stupid fuck: YEH THEY WROTE THAT NURSERY RHYME DIDNT THEY, YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Pass me my gun.
by William (It Was Really Nothing) May 2, 2006
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1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT
1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.
2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.
2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.
by RJ B January 12, 2004
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you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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by http://dave.vietstarr.net November 8, 2004
Get the trailor monkey mug.As the chief engineer watched the new bridge come crashing down on its first opening plunging 100 cars and occupents into the river below, he was heard to comment "This is turning into a pile of stale monkey wank"
by Norbert Colon October 15, 2004
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Reminiscent of a monkey running on the ground from a predator looking for a safe tree to climb. Arms and legs are usually swinging from side to side and the monkey has a grin of terror on its face.
Monkey runs typically have a success rate of between 30% and 50%.
Reminiscent of a monkey running on the ground from a predator looking for a safe tree to climb. Arms and legs are usually swinging from side to side and the monkey has a grin of terror on its face.
Monkey runs typically have a success rate of between 30% and 50%.
Sandra suddenly realised that she left the CD-Rom with all the photos in her husbands lap top. If he turned it on the game was up. She decided she would have to do a monkey run to London that night.
by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007
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