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Pull off a Lamar

To deliberately chop off the whole penis during the act of circumcision.

Established as a glorification to congressman Lamar Smith's effort to seize control over the internet contemporary freedom with his SOPA proposal.
Wow, the new SOMEPA bill did try to pull off a Lamar on the internet again, proposterous!
by mystrdat February 2, 2012
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Cracked off the beat

A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.
Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!
by Narakgar September 8, 2019
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Be up off me

Get away from me. Don't touch me.
Be up off me,Fool! You be up off me, or I'll kick your ass!
by eileen March 9, 2005
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off your rocker

Crazy, out of control, nuts.

In addition to being a kind of chair, a 'rocker' is a device that controls the movement of a piece of machinery. When a machine is off its rocker, it no longer works correctly.
1) You can't walk down the street in your underwear! Are you off your rocker?

2) I'm afraid Aunt Betty is really off her rocker these days.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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off my face

The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.
"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."
by jessie4000 June 11, 2006
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Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market
Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad
by Fungus Black June 30, 2016
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Reverse pop off

Purposely getting excited after you lose to throw off the person who won.
IBDW did a reverse pop off to Hungrybox, confusing the fuck out of him.
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