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Bean cracker

“You absolute bean cracker!”
by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023
mugGet the Bean crackermug.

Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.
“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Bean diseasemug.

dead bean

Farther who's not involved in his child's life
The father of Emma is dead bean he's not involved in her life at all.
by Nabila Belkacemi November 14, 2016
mugGet the dead beanmug.

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans
by 711 worker December 8, 2023
mugGet the Jello beanmug.

Beans

A tasty, succulents, juicy, hot, attractive, sexy, bushes baked beans
Uhhhh uhhhh harder bushes baked beans uhhhhhh
by A Weeb Slayer That Slays Weebs January 17, 2021
mugGet the Beansmug.

Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.
Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality
by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
mugGet the Rogers My Beansmug.

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