Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013

The Boi Hand Is Being Raised

When you are about to boi someone for doing something boi-worthy.

Tim: "What's Obama's last name?"
Me: "THE BOI HAND IS BEING RAISED!!!!!!!!!"

by GREGRICK June 6, 2018

One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.

Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

National Hold Hands Day

On October 25, It is a day where you hold you crush or bf/gf hand

“Omg it’s national hold hands day with your crush or bf/gf “

by Peppaaa October 24, 2019

National hold hands day

National hold hands day is november 13 when couple hold hands for as long as possible for the entire day

Boy:its national hold hands day
Girl:let's hold hands

by Macy lince November 12, 2019

National hold hands months

You have to hold hands for two months october till december no matter you are single or taken

Hey its National hold hands months let me hold you’re hand.

by The guy who creates October 16, 2019