Chocolate Popsicle

When you fuck somebody in the ass, they shit on it, you pull it out and lick it off like chocolate ice cream

Can you give me the chocolate Popsicle later?

by Ddr4r4m April 17, 2024

chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

Chocolate Volcano

A sex activity where you shit in the bottoms ass and wait for their body heat to make it boil thus making it flow out like a volcano.

We made a chocolate volcano

by Jimmy Boobs April 24, 2024

Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.

“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”

by MissourianMuntGod23 April 27, 2024

Chocolate Barnet

When you rub your hair into a soiled arse

New haircut mate? Nah it's just a chocolate barnet today

by barnet wales May 2, 2024

chocolate dusty

When you bang a girl in the ass so hard it builds pressure and backfires on you.

You just received the chocolate dusty

by Chocolate dusty May 8, 2024

Chocolate Chimp

When your mate dies in pubg for 5 minutes straight after dying

Stfu you chocolate chimp

by HyFyR_ May 15, 2024