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string cheese by Nayan Mandan2 November 6, 2009
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cheese flavored dick
the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.
Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?
cheese flavored dick by mad cheesin April 10, 2009
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chilli cheese fritos
This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(
Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...
Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...
"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."
"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."
"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."
chilli cheese fritos by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005
knob cheese
knob cheese an be a build up of a powdery and sticky material.has a strong fishy smell, tastes sour.
knob cheese by scatterdoodaa March 19, 2011
Cheesecake surprise
when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
Cheesecake surprise by Miller002 November 7, 2006
Cheese Steak
After spoting a fat chick on the dance floor. You and your friend walk up to her (one in the front and the other in the back). You both wrap your arms around her, and the both of you squeeze her while dancing with her.
Cheese Steak by Slam-the-Man June 27, 2009