Kids in a sandbox

A reference to a video on the internet in which a woman viciously rams a dildo into a man's penis as you hear his screaming in agony.

I pissed blood for a month after she pulled the "kids in a sandbox" on me!

by poopmaster5000 November 3, 2006

A Sax

A Sax is a person who can get all the girls and or is just straight up Vibing

Jimmy:hey look at that guy he striaght up vibing with those girls there
Billy bob:Yeah didnt he a sax

Example 2:
Bob th builder:thanks dude for not telling my secret, you a sax

by TheOrosMan December 28, 2019

Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.

I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

Stung as a Rat

When your really high on weed.

"Dude I'm stung as a Ratttt! , I cant even move"

"i'm stung as a rat"

"Dude look at your eyes... i bet your stung as a rat."

(on xbox box live) "man im just sitting here playing xbox stung as a rat"

by budweiser drinker January 26, 2010

Chill as a Honeycomb

The act of being and or doing honeycomb, while expressing the natural virtues of the honeycomb, can be traced back to the days when honeycomb. Has been used in the settings of Beaverdam, Luke Court. Can be used as adjective, noun, verb,preposition, colon, semi colon, clause, infinitive, subject, pronoun, adverb, and B&*%#@!.

See Gourds
See Rainbowz
See Brian Peppers
See Chili Palmer

1."Chill as a Honeycomb?"

2."Lets go find some Honeycomb."

3."Brian Peppers is Chill as a Honeycomb."

4."Hey, Want to go Chill as a Honeycomb...Fence."

by Pedophiles United May 9, 2010

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014