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The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018
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Marc’s Rule

A rule where everybody chugs their first alcoholic beverage of the night.
Cheers guys! WAIT, you have to chug it! Marc’s rule!
by Bigdaddlongpipe July 13, 2018
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The 4 d rule

The 4d rule is a rule imposed on exchange students in the United States by their exchange association. It prohibits students from driving, drinking alcohol, using drugs, and dating American partners (banging yankee blondes and brunettes)

The tacit rule popular among exchange students is to break these rules as quickly as possible without being caught by their host family.
Hey bro if I bang Taylor tonight at the prom after party at Danielle's house it would have only taken me two weeks to break the 4 d rule!

Can you pass me the bang ??
by IWANNABEANHOMOSEXUAL August 3, 2018
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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free
With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free
by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019
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Video game rule 34

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't
by A_single_bean June 1, 2019
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