Fredy is a daddy but if udon’t really know him you’ll think he is a cute innocent pretty boy (spoilers: he is not). I mean he can be, but he is also hot af🥵. He’s got the most perfect smile and his dark brown curly hair always looks amazing even tho he says it’s messed up. He is kind and takes care of the people he loves, and won’t let you go to sleep if he knows you are upset. However, he can be a bitch from time to time as well and kinda annoying, but I still love him. Too bad he is a fkng gringo but whatever…
Wine daddy is a connoisseur of all things wine, he was born in Boorowa NSW during a humble wine tasting where he blitzed the competition and dominated the tasting with a perfect score. He was renamed during the evening to Nicky but the name didn't stick and he has adopted wine daddy even though wasn't sure how he felt about it.
Wine daddy poses for photos for the ladies and has roommates concerned about whether their pants will fall off at the sight of his beautifulface
In a rowing boat, the person seated at the front of the boat is referred to by the term 'Bow Daddy' if they are a paternal figure for the rest of the boat. Typically 'daddy' will be interpreted sexually, since most people in the rest of the boat only got into rowing for a shot at pressing their finishes together with Bow Daddy. Often accompanied by an uncle cox.
'I do not possess enough sperm to cover the quantity that Bow Daddy's existence warrants'