chaff butter

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.

jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"

by Bossyturd December 4, 2022

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022

Butter Goblin

A buttery delicious micro-bakery run by a sexy tall tiny toqued woman

Everyone should go check out Butter Goblin on Thursday December 8th @ Habit Coffee

by 👶 December 5, 2022

Butter rod

Synonym for Shmule bar, ac ventilator, ripper; Vape

Marcus my mitts are quaking slide me the butter rod

by Uppydeck enjoyer December 9, 2022

whisk the butter

When you cover a girl in butter during sex

Damn i wish i could whisk the butter with her

by Harry114 December 10, 2022

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Nut Butter Gazpacho

When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.

Eddie made me a nice bowl of nut butter gazpacho last night. Scrumptious.

by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 19, 2022