Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.

Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

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Cake shake

When you poop in somebody’s mouth then break it up with pee

Let me give you a cake shake

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025

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The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat her ass and its dirty.

Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake

by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021

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Compton wedding cake

Cornbread

When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake

by You:909 January 13, 2023

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turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

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Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.

Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.

by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024

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