Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

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Scandinavian Bean Flick

When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.

Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.

by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021

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What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.

Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?

by Small Tuna Fish August 30, 2021

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Zippy Bean Water

Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”

Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?

Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER

Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot

Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb

by Mother Greg March 04, 2022

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