26/11 and 9/2

The ratio of Republicans to Democrats in each house who have tested positive for coronavirus as of 12/17/2020.

26 Republicans vs 11 Democratic House members, 9 Republican vs 2 Democratic Senators have tested positive for coronavirus. Who can guess which party denied the danger of the virus, denied the reality of the pandemic, denied the importance of masks and social distancing? ... 26/11 and 9/2 ... Anyone?

by Monkey's Dad December 18, 2020

2 girls 1 cup

A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.

“Sweetheart I forgot to grab groceries again”

“No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”

“love you hun”

by Old Captain Handle May 25, 2019

2 girls 1 cup

A porn video that shows 2 women shitting in a cup, eating it like my mom on fucking thanksgiving, and gag them selves to puke on the shit in the cup, and on each other. All in all, this video will fuckin traumatize you to the point you think hardcore gangbangs aren’t that bad.

Chad: I watched 2 girls 1 cup yesterday, and I have never seen anything more disgusting.

John: I warned ya, it is the most disgusting video on the internet.

by lukenolan06 December 23, 2019

1 block 2 block

when two guys (normally gay) decide to not tell their girlfriends what something means

1 block 2 block 3 block. You say it again ill shoot you with a glock

by #notmyname July 29, 2020

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2

An "AMAZING" dragon ball game that has perfect servers and no connection issues at all!
This game is absolutly perfect with no cheaters whatsoever.

Seereax: Yo Rhyme, wanna hop on Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2?
Rhymestyle: Yeah man, I can't wait to get cooked by Hit awoken.

by RockyNYC January 13, 2022

call of duty modern warfare 2

The greatest game ever created by infinity ward. It takes over your life and you will probably will never get laid. The further you get in to the game the more it eats your life away. It has a good storyline an d the graphics are gorgeous. And xbox live will change you forever. It whoops halos ass and killzone 2 looks like shit compared to it. If you want to play just add me on xbox live.... grandeRoOsTeR94

Dad: Come on son its time for your moms funeral

Son: Leave me alone DAD! im on a 24 killstreak...will they have call of duty modern warfare 2 at the funeral.

by grandeRoOsTeR94..(xbox live) April 16, 2011

my drink and my 2-step

All you need to be incredibly fly and kick anyones ass.

I got my drink and my 2-step, it's on!

by MADELiNEEE January 12, 2008