mexican segway

stand up style commercial lawnmower commonly used by landscaping companies

Hey Pablo, do you want to trim hedges today or ride the Mexican Segway?

by babyratt June 08, 2022

Mexican friend

Mexican friend, a person who you can never trust except telling the time.

hey Mexican friend, how long till the bell rings

by skinny.white.ugly.boy.69@gmail November 22, 2019

mexican cropduster

farting in a crouded hallway after eating food from a mexican restaraunt like chipotle or taco bell.

dude,. do you smell that?!
ya, i think steve had mexican food last night i think he's a mexican cropduster today

by banana moonpie August 13, 2010

Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.

I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.

by Ramrood the Destroyer October 02, 2022

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot August 26, 2015

Mexican Yard dog

A term for the annoying small Chihuahua

My cousin has a Mexican yard dog

by Parkicreed April 11, 2022

Mexican Boat Launch

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.

Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!

by RichterScl July 03, 2016