Super Mario

better than sonic

sonic: i can run so fast
super mario: fuck off cunt

by smegolas November 2, 2023

Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

super saterday

A day in the week where you tackle all the academic tasks you've been procrastinating on. This includes emailing professors, applying to volunteer opportunities, and delving into research you've been avoiding. It's the ultimate productivity day for students, and often occurs on a Saturday, hence the name "Super Saterday." It's the day when you power through all the important but less exciting academic responsibilities to free up your schedule for more enjoyable activities.

“Damien and Alishba think we should have a Super Saterday this weekend, pretty sure I’ll join. There is so many things I need to do but don’t want to. Afterwords Alishba’s mom can make us dinner as a reward.”

by GrootsMittens November 3, 2023

Super rat

A rat, born in New York, New York, that is more than 12 inches in length, that has been subjected to single combat experiences resulting in death and has repeatedly shown quick and swift victory. Capable of killing any rat it comes across.

A: how did you solve your apartment's rat problem?

B: I captured a 12 inch long rat and had him kill a bunch of other rats one at a time and made a super rat, he slaughtered them all.

by Jhnbrwn November 5, 2023

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Super Zyn

A Zyn seasoned with cocaine

Those two dudes from Oregon were packing a Super Zyn at the fights.

by Last Time December 18, 2023

Super nude

A nude picture that includes the senders face, genitalia (vagina or penis) as well as asshole. The sender is normally posed in flexible or “crazy”position. An EXTREME nude.

Veronica sent me a super nude out of no where, i was sitting next to my grandmother.

by Oggyboogytoogey December 28, 2023