S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 27, 2020

P-Head

The logo for the antenna tv company PBS.

Hey do you know P-Head?
Yes, hes from my favorite channel PBS!

by odinhirules May 20, 2021

P head

match.

P Head was a terror's face scares.

by SYLVEONCRUSH1234 September 04, 2018

Pulling a P Dawg

Inserting a Q tip into someone's poop shut, promising to be gentle but getting ultra aggressive with it

Stanley was pulling a P Dawg last night.

by Tkfd March 05, 2021

Reymer P. Gidaya

A Reymer P. Gidaya is indong. He is from Don Bosco. INDAY NA DODONG. Basketball player that's awesome and cool and he is friends w josh cubo and nhorves . He said his favorite shoes is kobe ad. Shout out to michiko and cayllie.

omg that person is so pretty yet handsome! He's so Reymer P. Gidaya

by Dave's michiko March 19, 2024

Mikey P Chuckwagon

A group of homosexual overlanders having an orgy in an unattended tent
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)

Yo them people just left their campsite to go swimming, let's get a Mikey P Chuckwagon going in that tent before they get back!

by JaCrispyOfficial October 27, 2022

P Buff

A more buff, bigoted version of a P Duff. Often known to engage in protest against women outside of the home and Target’s pride merchandise. Would ideally like a return to 1384, the REAL good ole days.

God, that old hag is protesting against the right of women to inherit property. What a P Buff!

by 9IHatePaigeBuffy6 June 01, 2023