White-bread 

adj./n.- A person that is so indoctrinated that they cannot function normally in an urban society. A person who holds true to the "cracker" stereotypical characteristics.

That guy is so White-bread, he doesn't even know what a bj is.

White-bread by White-bread April 14, 2009

white nigga 

many people in germany use the word nigga with a very bad meaning and somebody who is bad is as often white as black. So a white nigga is somebody who wants to give the word nigga a better use.
I think this meaning is shit!! wigga (white nigga)

If you don´t like people using the word nigga as much as I do, message me and tell me your ideas what to do on the internet to stop them!!!! white nigga (the word must be in the example)

white nigga by White Nigga! August 22, 2006

White people music 

Music for white people, by white people. Generally two categories, heavy metal scremo (popular in Nordic countries and among white angsty males, usually drug users) and folk. "Folk" or indie fold is the quintessential white people music with mass appeal across the white populations. Generally Mumford and sons is the popular folk band. Key being all the songs sound the same. Red hot chili peppers share the same lack of creativity.

Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.

Tyrone: aww nig! Turn the white people music shit off.

Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.

D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.

James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in

Tooweloo: Awww nig!

White people music by Nignag22 January 6, 2014

white starfish 

having sex doggy style and the minute you're about to cum, pulling out and sticking the tip in her ass

My buddy was having sex with his girl from behind and he white starfished her unexpectedly

white starfish by Wilekyote April 28, 2006

White Sale 

an ejaculation so overwhelmingly massive, messy, and surprising, that all parties involved scramble to clean it up and end up using household linens.

It took them both by surprise when Alan had a white sale all over Martha's face. Not such "a good thing."

White Sale by The Tallest Little Toaster November 12, 2008

white tie affair 

hooking up with a male or female at a wedding, typically a bridesmaid, or groomsman,especially when your already have a boyfriend/girlfriend

Matt: Ernesto did you hook up with brianna, one of the bridesmaids?
Ernesto: Hells yeah !
Matt: you dog! quit having white tie affairs or else you're eventually gonna get caught

white tie affair by pb player August 16, 2008

White Chocolate Thunder 

When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.

Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder

White Chocolate Thunder by Websterxxxx March 3, 2009