Glacier Shit

A bowel movement that progresses at the speed of a glacier

I ate so much cheese this weekend my Monday morning elimination was a glacier shit!

by DukeEfan December 19, 2016

Drift shit

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.

"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"

by BradFromTampa January 4, 2017

Shit of defeat

When you are defeated by a task, so you go and take a shit before giving it another go.

"Where's jack?"
"He's been trying to pass level 5 of candy crush for the last hour, but keeps losing, so he has gone to take a Shit of Defeat."

by Chuchundra November 16, 2018

Loud as shit

Louder than a group of old men with irritable bowel syndrome pooping in unison in a public restroom!!!

After drinking a beer, my lady can burp loud as shit!!

by Puddle1970 July 6, 2017

Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom

Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...

by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017

Hanky Shit

Anything extremely lame and shady.

Example A, getting set up by the police.

Example B, a person who stole money from a blind elderly lady.

Both are examples of hanky shit

by Master Fensei August 10, 2017

Ragu Shit

Anything considered cheap. The opposite of boujee.

Don't Uber Pool, that's some Ragu Shit.

by RaguShit March 17, 2019