1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.
2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"
"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"
"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"
"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
by sheenaleena February 06, 2010
When a guy puts his dick in between a woman's breasts and repeatedly rubs back and forth as if they were digging a ditch.
by Thegoldenjoint June 06, 2014
a person with big ass TITTIES
by @hbk._.kk on insta January 16, 2020
Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021
Also known as: Gay Titties
Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.
Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.
Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.
Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.
Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.
Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!
Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.
Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.
Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.
Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!
Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.
by Robo-coochie23 July 08, 2020
Tito’s and Jameson served chilled. Apparently you don’t go blind when you drink this engine degreaser.
by Got-Jam February 22, 2020
by Yellingman11 April 17, 2020