piss-scatarian

A person who only eats piss and scat.

My friend is a kinky piss-scatarian!

by Pawn of Sex August 21, 2016

five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

piss nation

a horrible twitter group chat. Its most distinguished members are

- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco

anon: literally no one cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.
maryam: we all hate piss nation ffs 😂😂

by i like eating cats June 11, 2020

piss pot

tmillion has big chin and smells like piss crimes and chin looking ass

tmillion is a piss pot

by million 23 September 14, 2018

Acoustic Piss

When a person relieves themselves without the use of a toilet, such as in a forest.

I acoustic pissed outside my house, but I was seen my neighbor.

by Kenjatime69 July 4, 2021

Happy pissed

So angry that you start laughing before fighting someone.

Dude Jake was happy pissed, he started laughing then broke dudes eyesocket.

by Strangerfriend May 28, 2025

piss hooch

A delicious fermented beverage of 45% alc/vol. Composed of various std ridden pisses.

Damn George that piss hooch got me faded than a hoe.

by GLinney_4 February 19, 2023