Better Off Flat

Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.

Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015

Mississippi Run-off

When you cum in your OWN ass.

-Louie the 3RD.

"BRO she was riding me, didnt get the towel in time afterwards and I literally CAME in my own ass."
"Damn bro, you were a victim of the Mississippi run-off."
"Sick."

by Loutang3 August 13, 2019

Cracked off the beat

A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.

Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!

by Narakgar September 8, 2019

to rip off a Carrie

1) To cause either violence or destruction; mayhem, confusion.

2) To commit arson.

Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”

Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”

by Newshanks April 22, 2018

breeze off the log

In short, a fart. More specially, a fart that happens when there is an impending poop and the butt wind stinks because it is going around a turd.

If the breeze off the log is any indication, this shit I'm gonna take is gonna be gnarly.

by tdb_atx September 21, 2017

Off Brand God

Naomi, the person you should not mess with

Naomi is off brand god and should be respected

by that_trash_cam March 25, 2020

passing you off

When you're done with a girl, pass her off. Or if a girl's done with you she passes you off.

"I'm kind of getting tired of you, I feel like passing you off."

by Ifeeldifferent May 11, 2020