Cobra-face

Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out.

'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.'

by Love doctor 675543 June 14, 2013

jibbly face

The face you make after taking a sip of bad coffee; where you stick your tongue out in disgust while closing one eye.

This coffee tastes like mud; it gave me the jibbly face.

by CritterJoe26 August 14, 2016

cannibal face

A person who's facial appearance reminds another person of someone whom should be a cannibal or casted in a cannibal movie. Examples: forward for head with uni brow, narrow eyes and separated teeth all together on one face,) though not a deformation of the body it is an unlucky pick of genetic selection. Only the appearance gives the impression of a cannibal. The personality and intelligence is that of any other person.

Wow that guy has serious cannibal face! He looks like he could be a cannibal.

by vanburen July 21, 2014

crowd face

The kind of face that blends into a crowd. Someone you know might have a crowd face if you've met many times but can't seem to recognize them. Or if you can't pick them out of pictures.

"Dude, why didn't you talk to Sandy?"

"That was Sandy? I can't seem to recognize her, she must have a crowd face."

by Scraendor November 6, 2013

Face Penis

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose

Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis

by 26081993 September 12, 2020

Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023

goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007