Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!

Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,

1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos

by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022

Mexican sweet tart

A Mexican sweet tart is when you put powdered candy on your other's butthole and then lick it off.

Amy is so sexy I would lick her butthole like a Mexican sweet tart.

by Dopeyopieone February 23, 2022

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Mexican rollo

Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.

-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!

- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎

by Mexican rollo winner September 5, 2021

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021