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Fat Matt Plumpkin

A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023
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stupid fat dab

a dab that is so fat, it is stupid
bro, I just took a stupid fat dab! now im baked
by 710bren January 24, 2023
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fat-shaming fanclub

the skinnest swiftie stan twitter/snapchat group
"Tyler, Ash, Londynn, Daisy, and Poppy are all apart of the fat-shaming fanclub, i wish i was as skinny as them."
by speakneverever October 9, 2023
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Fat Cock Energy

Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.
Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.
by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023
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busting a fat nut

the act of cumming. also known as busting a fat nut.
haaah…IM BUSTING A FAT NUT!
by ADumbFuckOnTheInternet November 8, 2023
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Ripping Fat Clouds

Something Katha and Max when they vape their juicy Salt Switches at the Afterhour.
A: "Oh look, there's Robin, let's see how he rips this cloud"
B: "OMG this cloud looks weak af"
A: "Yeah Katha and Max are Ripping Fat Clouds tho"
B: "Hell yeah, they're cool"
by MaximumCloudRipper December 2, 2022
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Fat Shit Melissa

600 pound Puerto Rican cow from Brooklyn NY.
There goes Fat Shit Melissa Fruente
by NotIntoFatShits December 22, 2022
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