cock mongrel

A person who slobbers all over the cock on a regular basis, they will go for any cock at anytime

Mo: Yo, did you here about Naka
JJ: Yeah dude he blew Mr. Dennis
Mo: He's a total cock mongrel

by Fossie April 16, 2006

cock-hound

A cock-hound is a guy who likes to sniff other dude's cum-stained underwear.

Several cadets in my pod are cock-hounds and like sniffing other guys' whitie-tighties!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

big cock

sam has a big cock but dean has a very very small cock

Sam's cock is so huge it is 1,0000000000000000000000 times the size of deans

by Sam December 8, 2004

Alarm Cock

The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.

The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.

by Conman31415 March 18, 2010

cock o'clock

The time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there's barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it's not a total sausagefest.

"Bad news boys, it's cock o'clock in here. We're gonna have to split and change locales if we want to sink the pink tonight."

by The Virgin Liberator December 15, 2009

Cock Obstacle

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

formally Cock Blocking

Dan You are such a fuckin Cock Obstacle cant you see i'm trying to score

by Eddie lugo September 15, 2005

mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006